Weasel-Brained Apricot

First of all, sorry for not posting for a really long time! I was really busy with a summer course.
Anyways, Divya challenged me to use "weasel brained apricot" in a poem. I accepted, so here you go. Get ready for a bunch of weirdness and lameness.


That weasel brained apricot.

You may be as as nutty as a fruitcake,
Maybe as stingy as a turnip,
Pessimistic like a mushroom
Or socially awkward like a fig.

Some might say that you're different,
Or unappealing like an avocado,
Politically incorrect like a banana
Or as misogynistic as a beetroot.

Strangers will occasionally mention,
That you're as lame as an apple,
Ignorant compared to a grape
Or loathsome like a pineapple.

You might be a supporter of Trump,
or an outcast like pomegranates
But no matter who you are
you won't be that weasel brained apricot.

Congratulations if you got through this poem! 
Leave comments for themes! :) 
~Pratya

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Comments

  1. Divya RameshJuly 17, 2016 at 8:37 PM

    AND YET YOURS IS BETTER THAN MINE
    NOT FAIR PRATYA. NOT FAIR ♥
    (I like the whole dissing trump thing. very nice touch)

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  2. Pratya P ツJuly 17, 2016 at 8:40 PM

    THANK YOUUU
    soup blooded giraffe slays everything don't worry ;)

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  3. Vinodh SoundarajanJuly 18, 2016 at 4:26 AM

    Indeed, sliding the Trump topic was satirical... Keep it up Pratya.. god job, as always...

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  4. Vinodh SoundarajanJuly 18, 2016 at 4:26 AM

    Indeed, sliding the Trump topic was satirical... Keep it up Pratya.. god job, as always...

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